I know it's hot everywhere, but this does not look promising...

These are the dog days, I guess, with a capital "D" (Dog or Days, take your pick). I know it's hot everywhere, but this is ridiculous. And 87% humidity? Sheesh! I went out for a little jog this morning, around 6:30, and couldn't breathe! I know, come January, we'll all be hoping for a slice of this...maybe.
Oh, and how can the wind have a direction if it's clocked at "O mpg?"
